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Here you will find an impressive collection of jokes that will make you laugh heartily, jokes for all tastes, from classic and funny to the new and unexpected.
Whether you're looking for jokes to lift your mood, or you want to make your friends laugh with tears, we have what are you looking for.

Nutritionist:
- Consume more cinnamon, it helps you lose weight!
Me at the pastry shop:
- 10 cinnamon donuts, please!

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- Please don't ywan when I am speaking to you! says the upset wife.
- But I'm not yawning, I'm just trying to say something...

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At an anthropology museum in China there were 1000 skulls. The guide explains:
- They ate poisoned mushrooms and died.
- But some skulls have holes!, observes one of the tourists.
- Some didn't want to eat...

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A couple at the zoo. He says:
- Honey, do you see that hippo over there, behind the bars? And look what a big mouth he has...
- Yes, yes, I see!, she said.
- And you see, however, that he is silent...

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In psychology class, the teacher explains:
- The best way to save a woman from depression is sex.
A student asks:
- Professor, but how can you bring a woman to depression?

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A driver drives up to the bank of a river and asks a policeman who was fishing if the water is deep. He answers that no, and the driver decides to drive into the river. However, the car sinks and the driver, unable to save his vehicle, barely manages to get out of the water.
Angry, he starts yelling at the policeman:
- You said the water was small, and I was about to drown!
- On my honor, 10 minutes ago it was small; some ducks passed by, and the water was barely up to their chests!

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Two blondes were looking for a Christmas tree in the forest. After many hours of standing in the cold, one of them says to the other:
- Listen, wouldn't it be better to take one like this, simple, without decorations?

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A drunk guy leaves a bar. He goes to the parking lot and starts touching the cars on the roof. Another driver sees him and asks:
- What are you doing man, what are you looking for?
- I'm looking for my car, said the drunk, staggering!
- Well... and why are you touching them on the ceiling, what, aren't they all the same?
- Nah! Mine has a traffic light...

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History of the joke. When did the jokes appear and how did they evolve?

The oldest joke ever recorded dates back to 1900 I.H. and suggests that toilet humor was equally popular among the ancestors as in our days.

In the year 1600 I.H. a joke appears related to a pharaoh, King Snofru: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You launch a boat on the Nile full of women dressed only in fishing nets and urge him to catch one over!".

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th century and shows us the bolder face of the Anglo-Saxons: "What hangs from one's thigh man and he wants to penetrate the hole that has been penetrated before? A key."

Jokes have varied over the years, some have taken shape questions and answers, in the type of what others were proverbs and clever guessers. However, they all wanted to touch the taboos and add a bit of rebellion.

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