Best Scottish jokes
Scottish jokes - 12/12/2021
Why kilts?
Why do Scots wear kilts?
Because the sheep get scared at the sound of the zipper.
Scottish jokes - 24/10/2020
The Scots on the boat
Announcement on the deck of a ship departing from Glasgow to New York: "Old people, women and children who paid the ticket in cash and not in installments, will be the first to occupy the lifeboats in case of shipwreck".