Best Reflections jokes
There are two reasons why women have headaches:
1. They want a man, but they don't have one.
2. They have a man, but they don't want him!
Love is when a girl sets all her passwords with her boyfriend's name.
Big love is when all passwords are different.
I keep two regimes at the same time.
I don't have enough food with one...
After seeing today's insurance prices, I decided it was cheaper to get ripped off.
When I was young, I was very poor. After years of effort...I'm not young anymore.
Life is pretty strange...one day you're happy, the next day it's Monday.
A wife loves her husband more than her children. They can be left over night with a female neighbor, while the husband cannot.
Women reach their maximum beauty around 30 years old, while men around 100,000 E.
Bravery, honor and courage, three distinct signs of eing drunk.