Best Questions jokes
- What should a guy have to the woman never leave him?
- Bad luck!
What are the steps to take in case of fire?
Why were there no wise women?
Because I can't have a beard!
- Why do fish live in salt water?
- Because the pepper makes them sneeze.
What does December have that the other months don't?
- The letter D.
- What is an agreement between two crocodiles called?
- A Croco-Deal.
- What is a salary?
- A kind of menstruation: you wait for it for a month and it passes after three days...