Best Dry jokes
A girl knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a local swimming pool. So...I gave him a glass of water.
A friend told me that he got a champagne for his wife.
I told him that it seems like a fair exchange.
- There were two people in the desert. One asked the other:
- Why are you carrying a barrel of water behind you?
And the other answers:
- Well, when I'm thirsty, I drink another mouthful of water..
- But why are you carrying a car door behind you?
- Well, when it's hot, I stick my head out the window.