Best Doctors jokes
Doctors jokes - 18/05/2021
Good eye sight
- Doctor, I can't see very far!
- Do you see the sun?
- Yes.
- Well, how far do you want to see?
Doctors jokes - 16/10/2020
Medical recommendation
An old woman falls down the stairs and breaks her leg. He goes to the doctor, the operation succeeds and the doctor forbids her to climb the stairs for four weeks. After about a month, the old lady called in desperation:
- Doctor, can I go down the stairs now, because I'm tired of going up and down the drain?
Doctors jokes - 27/08/2020
Drink
- In my opinion, you drink too much...
- True, doctor, but I drink according to my opinion.
Doctors jokes - 13/06/2020
Problems?
The psychologist:
- You have problems with alcohol in the family.
The patient:
- Not. Usually there is enough for each of us.
Doctors jokes - 21/05/2020
The right doctor?
At the hospital, a guy enters a surgeon's office.
- Can I help you? asks the doctor.
- I still think I'm a moth, answers the guy.
- I think you need a psychiatrist for this.
- Yes I know.
- And why did you come in here, then?
- I saw the light on.
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