- Hello, I would like a job.
- We have something very well paid, but there is a lot of work.
- No, thanks. If I have money, I spend it on booze.
- Then, we have a place where you don't have much work, but it's poorly paid.
- No, because if I have time, I get money and spend it on drinks. Don't you have something where I can work all day and be poorly paid?
- I'm sorry, but you don't have higher education...