Two white guys and a black guy are in jail, discussing their crimes and punishments. The first white guy says, "I've been here five years. Attempted rape. I'm lucky I didn't commit the rape, I would have gotten double."
The second white guy says, "I've been here for ten years. Attempted murder. I'm lucky I didn't kill the guy, I would have gotten double."
The black guy says, "I've been here for twenty years. Because my bike didn't have lights. I'm lucky it was daylight..."