A lawyer goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gate. The lawyer is impressed, but asks:
- Are you sure it's my time? I'm not that old.
Saint Peter:
- What do you want to say? You are 86 years old.
- No, I don't... I'm only 58 years old. Why do you think I'm 86 years old?
- Well, I just added up all the hours you billed to your clients.