2 men meet at the gates of heaven:
- Why did you die?
- I died of cold, what about you?
- I died of joy.
- You mean?
- Someone called me saying that there was a man in bed with my wife at my house. I got home, I looked for him and I didn't find him either in the closet or in the garden, I didn't find him and I died of joy!
- Well, why didn't you look in the fridge?