Pedro gets a new secretary.
He faces a barrage of questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious.
Dora (Pedro's wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?
Pedro, timid: I didn't really notice.
Dora: What color are her eyes?
Pedro (quietly): I didn't have time to check.
Dora: What colors does she use for her nails?
Pedro: I have no idea.
Dora: Is she wearing matte or glossy lipstick?
Pedro: I barely talked to her so I don't know.
Dora: How does she dress?
Pedro: VERY quickly...