Animals jokes - 14/05/2021
A cat
A cat enters a cafe, orders a coffee and a slice of cake. The waiter remains dumbfounded and the cat, noticing this, asks him:
- Did something happen?
- Well, you are a cat!
- Yes and?
- Do you speak!
- It seems normal to me and bring me the order, please!
- Okay, right away, don't be upset, but I've never seen anything like this before!
- I've never been here either. I'm looking for a job, I went to an interview and I wanted to have a coffee.
The waiter comes with the order, and he sees the cat buttoning the laptop!
- Have the coffee. Looking for a job, right? I'm asking you because my uncle is the director of the circus and he would hire you immediately!
- That circus with arena, dome, orchestra?
- Yes!
- Clowns, acrobats, elephants?
- Yes!
- Cotton candy, popcorn, lollies?
- Yes Yes Yes!
- Sounds tempting, but I don't see why they would need a programmer!