Best Short jokes
Short jokes - 27/04/2025
Like newspaper
- My mother-in-law is like a newspaper.
- Why, does she know a lot of news?
- No, she comes out every day.
Short jokes - 03/03/2025
Like lightning
- My wife drives like lightning.
- You mean very fast?
- No, she hits the trees.
Short jokes - 13/06/2024
Cinnamon
Nutritionist:
- Consume more cinnamon, it helps you lose weight!
Me at the pastry shop:
- 10 cinnamon donuts, please!
Short jokes - 28/05/2024
Anthropology museum
At an anthropology museum in China there were 1000 skulls. The guide explains:
- They ate poisoned mushrooms and died.
- But some skulls have holes!, observes one of the tourists.
- Some didn't want to eat...
Short jokes - 04/05/2024
Cure for depression
In psychology class, the teacher explains:
- The best way to save a woman from depression is sex.
A student asks:
- Professor, but how can you bring a woman to depression?
Short jokes - 21/11/2023
Inappropriate gift
- Do you like the tie I got you for Christmas? What do you think would suit it?
- A big beard to hide it!
Short jokes - 05/09/2023
In a hurry in traffic
A policeman stops a speeding driver:
- You know, I had a premonition that I was going to issue a fine today. That's why I waited for you here all day.
- Well... I came as fast as I could.
Short jokes - 25/07/2023
First flight
Talk between 2 mosquitoes, father and son:
- How's your first flight, son?
- Wonderful father, everyone applauds me!
Short jokes - 12/06/2023
The storm
- There might be a storm at night, says the husband.
- If you come home early, it won't be...
Short jokes - 09/06/2023
Elixir of Immortality
A guy is arrested and taken to the police station because he claimed to sell people the elixir of immortality.
At the station, the police found out that the individual is also a recidivist, having been arrested for the same reason in 1620, 1754, 1836, 1928 and 2002...
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