Best John and Jane jokes

John climbing the stairs after Jane says to her:
- You have an ass the size of a washing machine!
Jane doesn't comment on anything, but in the evening John feels like making love, to which Jane says... listen, I won't use the washing machine for such a small cloth, wash it by hand...

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Jane returns from the store with a new hat and says to John:
- John, you see, the saleswoman told me that this hat makes me look 10 years younger.
- Then why didn't you take three?

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