Best Couples jokes
Couples jokes - 03/09/2020
Pampering
- How do you pamper your husband?
- Sometimes I'm silent.
Couples jokes - 28/08/2020
Idiot
Husband to wife:
- What an idiot you are!
- Of course I'm an idiot. If I was married to a doctor, I was a doctor!
Couples jokes - 02/08/2020
Good news
My dear, soon there will be three of us.
- That's good news! he replied kissing her.
- Mom got a divorce and will come to live with us.
Couples jokes - 30/07/2020
Let's see the world
Wife to husband:
- My dear, let's buy a car, I'll learn to drive, we'll see the world.
- Which one, this one or the other?
Couples jokes - 29/07/2020
Confession
A guy to his girlfriend:
- Honey, I cheated on you with another woman...
- Can you repeat?
- Sure, I'll meet her tomorrow night too.
Couples jokes - 19/07/2020
A woman's hope
The wife of a millionaire, at the doctor who just operated on her husband:
- Doctor, is there still hope?
- It depends on what you are hoping for.
Couples jokes - 17/07/2020
Good news
- Honey, I made you pancakes and hit the car a little.
- What did you do!?
- Pancakes.
Couples jokes - 17/07/2020
Love
- I love you so much!
- I love you even more!
- Lying!
- You started...
Couples jokes - 17/07/2020
Cute
- You're cute when you're drunk.
- And you're cute when I'm drunk.
Couples jokes - 16/07/2020
Online discussion
- How are you my beautiful?
- I'm her boyfriend...do you have anything else to say?!
- Excuse me, how is our beauty doing?
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