Best Blondes jokes
Blondes jokes - 15/07/2020
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A blonde falls into the river Nile. When she sees herself surrounded by crocodiles, she says:
- Wow, Lacoste lifeboats!
Blondes jokes - 05/07/2020
Blonde and revenge
A young blonde woman fears that her husband is having an affair. Nervous, she goes to a gun store and buys a gun.
The next day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She takes the gun out of her purse and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterical blonde tells husband: "Shut up...you're next!"
Blondes jokes - 01/06/2020
In the bathroom
A blonde in the bathroom. Someone is knocking at the door. Blonde:
- Who is?
- THE MAIL!
- Let the first ten enter!!!
Blondes jokes - 27/05/2020
Which...
- You're the worst blonde I've ever been with.
- "On", not "with", idiot!
Blondes jokes - 19/05/2020
Christmas
2 blondes meet, one of them says:
This year Christmas will fall on a Friday!
The other says: I hope it's not on the 13th!
Blondes jokes - 19/02/2020
Spectacles
A blonde enters a pharmacy and asks:
- Do you have glasses?
- For the sun?
- No, no, for me!
Blondes jokes - 06/10/2018
The blonde that has everything
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin!
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