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Best Blondes jokes

A blonde falls into the river Nile. When she sees herself surrounded by crocodiles, she says:
- Wow, Lacoste lifeboats!

79 13

A young blonde woman fears that her husband is having an affair. Nervous, she goes to a gun store and buys a gun.
The next day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She takes the gun out of her purse and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterical blonde tells husband: "Shut up...you're next!"

51 14

2 blondes meet, one of them says:
This year Christmas will fall on a Friday!
The other says: I hope it's not on the 13th!

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