Short jokes - 14/03/2023
Cure for insomnia
Two friends are talking:
- The psychologist recommended me a very good way to fall asleep quickly. I count to three and fall asleep instantly.
- So fast?
- Not always. Yesterday, for example, I counted to four in the morning!
Short jokes - 11/03/2023
Study
A group of 200 women were asked about the taste of kissing: which is sweeter, that of the husband or that of the lover?
Among the 200 women:
100 answered that their husband's kiss is sweeter;
100 answered that their lover's kiss is sweeter.
None of them answered "I don't know".
Questions jokes - 02/03/2023
In case of fire
What are the steps to take in case of fire?
Big steps.
Reflections jokes - 02/02/2023
Decision
After seeing today's insurance prices, I decided it was cheaper to get ripped off.
Short jokes - 01/02/2023
At the police station
Two thieves were caught and taken to the police station. During the interrogation they are asked:
- Where you live?
- You know, I don't have a domicile...
- Okay, but you, he said, looking at the other thief, where do you live?
- Across from him!
Johnny jokes - 27/01/2023
Diplomat
- Johnny, what does it mean to be a diplomat?
- Think twice before saying nothing.
Questions jokes - 27/01/2023
Why weren't there...
Why were there no wise women?
Because I can't have a beard!
Short jokes - 22/01/2023
Dissatisfaction
A guy hears the doorbell, opens it and sees a woman, who asks:
- Did you save a boy from drowning yesterday?
- Yes me.
- And where is his cap!?
Blondes jokes - 20/01/2023
Fire
A panicked blonde calling the firemen, screaming desperately into the phone:
- Fire, fire! Come quickly!
- And how do we get to the scene of the fire?
- Don't you have those big red cars anymore?
Miscellaneous jokes - 14/01/2023
A second
A guy said to God:
- God, is it true that for you a billion years is like a second?
God answers yes.
- God, is it true that for you a billion dollars is like a penny?
God says yes.
- God, can I have a dime?
God:
- Sure, just a second.
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