Reflections jokes - 12/07/2023
2 reasons
There are two reasons why women have headaches:
1. They want a man, but they don't have one.
2. They have a man, but they don't want him!
Reflections jokes - 02/07/2023
Big Love
Love is when a girl sets all her passwords with her boyfriend's name.
Big love is when all passwords are different.
Short jokes - 12/06/2023
The storm
- There might be a storm at night, says the husband.
- If you come home early, it won't be...
Short jokes - 09/06/2023
Elixir of Immortality
A guy is arrested and taken to the police station because he claimed to sell people the elixir of immortality.
At the station, the police found out that the individual is also a recidivist, having been arrested for the same reason in 1620, 1754, 1836, 1928 and 2002...
Short jokes - 06/06/2023
The hairless people
Mom, dad why is he bald?
- Hairless people are smarter.
But why do you have so much hair on your head?
- Shut up and eat!
Dirty jokes - 05/06/2023
Expedite
A man calls the emergency room:
- Come quickly, my little boy swallowed a condom!
After a few minutes, the same man calls again:
- You don't have to come anymore, I found another one!
Doctors jokes - 04/06/2023
Appetite
The doctor to the patient:
- Do you have an appetite?
- Sometimes yes, sometimes no...
- But when you don't feel like eating?
- After I ate.
Couples jokes - 29/05/2023
Unbelievable
Late at night, the husband, drunk, comes home, his face full of lipstick and foundation. In the door, the wife, nervous.
- Honey, you won't believe me! I fought a clown!
Blondes jokes - 25/05/2023
Dilemma
Discussion between two blondes:
- Listen, dear, I also have a doubt, what is the correct name, Iran or Iraq?
Doctors jokes - 23/05/2023
Cause
The doctor:
- The cause of your illness is alcohol.
- Thank you for not blaming me, doctor!
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