Short jokes - 09/06/2023
Elixir of Immortality
A guy is arrested and taken to the police station because he claimed to sell people the elixir of immortality.
At the station, the police found out that the individual is also a recidivist, having been arrested for the same reason in 1620, 1754, 1836, 1928 and 2002...
Short jokes - 06/06/2023
The hairless people
Mom, dad why is he bald?
- Hairless people are smarter.
But why do you have so much hair on your head?
- Shut up and eat!
Dirty jokes - 05/06/2023
Expedite
A man calls the emergency room:
- Come quickly, my little boy swallowed a condom!
After a few minutes, the same man calls again:
- You don't have to come anymore, I found another one!
Doctors jokes - 04/06/2023
Appetite
The doctor to the patient:
- Do you have an appetite?
- Sometimes yes, sometimes no...
- But when you don't feel like eating?
- After I ate.
Couples jokes - 29/05/2023
Unbelievable
Late at night, the husband, drunk, comes home, his face full of lipstick and foundation. In the door, the wife, nervous.
- Honey, you won't believe me! I fought a clown!
Blondes jokes - 25/05/2023
Dilemma
Discussion between two blondes:
- Listen, dear, I also have a doubt, what is the correct name, Iran or Iraq?
Doctors jokes - 23/05/2023
Cause
The doctor:
- The cause of your illness is alcohol.
- Thank you for not blaming me, doctor!
Short jokes - 19/05/2023
Big penalty
Two guys in prison:
- How old did they give you?
- 10...
- For what?
- I broke a window at work.
- Just for that? Where do you work?
- On a submarine...
Miscellaneous jokes - 18/05/2023
From smoking
Two new cellmates.
- Why did you get here?
- Because of smoking...
- How because of smoking?!
- While I was stealing, I got a cough, the guard heard me and they caught me!
Dark humour jokes - 17/05/2023
Also my fault
My ex-girlfriend bent the hood of my car after we broke up.
In a way, it was also my fault, because I was speeding.
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