Short jokes - 05/09/2023
In a hurry in traffic
A policeman stops a speeding driver:
- You know, I had a premonition that I was going to issue a fine today. That's why I waited for you here all day.
- Well... I came as fast as I could.
Drunk jokes - 25/08/2023
On the road
Child to mother:
- Mom, mom, dad is coming!
- On which sidewalk?
- Both!
Wacko jokes - 02/08/2023
Crazy, but...
A driver pulls up to the fence of an insane asylum for a short stop. About an hour later, when he returns to the car, he discovers that someone has stolen the 4 bolts from a wheel. In a state of bewilderment, he begins to think about how to solve the problem.
At that moment, from behind the fence, he hears a voice:
- Listen, you can take one bolt from each of the 3 remaining wheels and put them on the wheel where the original 4 bolts were missing. Thus, each wheel will have 3 screws, and with this solution, you can definitely go to the nearest mechanic...
The driver thanks him for the advice and wonders:
- I wouldn't have thought of that... But tell me, how come you're in an insane asylum?
To which the voice:
- I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.
Waiters jokes - 29/07/2023
On hold
In the restaurant, after a long wait, the very irritable customer asks:
- Excuse me, does the waiter who took my order still work for you?
Couples jokes - 26/07/2023
Incomprehensible
Last night, my wife left a note on the refrigerator: "It doesn't work anymore, I can't take it anymore! I'm going to my mother!"
I opened the fridge.
The light inside came on and the beer was ice cold.
I don't know what the hell my wife was trying to say, the fridge worked great!
Short jokes - 25/07/2023
First flight
Talk between 2 mosquitoes, father and son:
- How's your first flight, son?
- Wonderful father, everyone applauds me!
Drunk jokes - 23/07/2023
First
A guy comes home drunk at three in the morning, takes a chair and pulls it next to the bed.
- What does this mean?, asks the awake wife, extremely nervous.
- I want to sit in the first row when you start the circus.
Reflections jokes - 12/07/2023
2 reasons
There are two reasons why women have headaches:
1. They want a man, but they don't have one.
2. They have a man, but they don't want him!
Reflections jokes - 02/07/2023
Big Love
Love is when a girl sets all her passwords with her boyfriend's name.
Big love is when all passwords are different.
Short jokes - 12/06/2023
The storm
- There might be a storm at night, says the husband.
- If you come home early, it won't be...
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