Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
Christmas gift
- Johnny, what gift did you buy for grandma to put under the Christmas tree?
- A soccer ball!
- A soccer ball? Well, grandma doesn't play football.
- It does not matter! She bought me books to read...
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Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
The maniac
A demented maniac sprinkled some money with poison and donated it to a nursing home.
5 deputies, the mayor and his assistant died.
No old man was hurt!
Couples jokes - 06/10/2018
Real men
The wife argues with the husband:
- In my life there were only two real men!
Curious husband:
- And who is the second one?
- You don't even know the first one.
Chuck Norris jokes - 06/10/2018
Chuck norris' email address
- What is Chuck Norris' email address?
- yahoo@chucknorris.com
Couples jokes - 06/10/2018
Dog in the house
- My mother won't let me keep a dog in the house...
- What about your father?
- She lets him...
Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
My name on facebook
I just changed my name on Facebook to "No one", that way, when I like a post, "No one likes this" will appear.
Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
Neighbours
I used to like my neighbors, until they set their Wi-Fi password.
Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
Competition
Your mother is so ugly that, when she entered an ugliness contest, they rejected her: "We're sorry, we don't accept professionals".
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