- Johnny, what gift did you buy for grandma to put under the Christmas tree?
- A soccer ball!
- A soccer ball? Well, grandma doesn't play football.
- It does not matter! She bought me books to read...

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A demented maniac sprinkled some money with poison and donated it to a nursing home.
5 deputies, the mayor and his assistant died.
No old man was hurt!

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The wife argues with the husband:
- In my life there were only two real men!
Curious husband:
- And who is the second one?
- You don't even know the first one.

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