Couples jokes - 17/12/2019
Stew
- Honey, are you giving me a nice traditional stew this week?
- I can't, maybe the other one.
- She can't either, I asked her!
Couples jokes - 11/12/2019
The surprise for the wife
- I gave my wife a surprise for Santa Claus!
- Well yes! What did you buy her?
- A chocolate with hazelnuts!
- Well, this is what you call a surprise?!
- Well, yes, because she was expecting a dress!
Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
The nerve
Can you believe that my neighbor was knocking on my door last night at around 3?
Lucky for him I was awake...I was playing the drums.
Couples jokes - 06/10/2018
Polygamy
My wife and I are in a polygamous relationship. I just found out today...
Couples jokes - 06/10/2018
Arguing with wife
A man with a sad face enters a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender asks him: What's wrong with the long face?
The man answers: I argued with my wife and she said she won't talk to me for a month!
Bartender: And what's the problem?
The man: Well, the month ends tonight!!
Reflections jokes - 06/10/2018
Second impression
When people see me, they think I'm stupid. When they approach, they are convinced.
Blondes jokes - 06/10/2018
The blonde that has everything
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin!
Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
Christmas gift
- Johnny, what gift did you buy for grandma to put under the Christmas tree?
- A soccer ball!
- A soccer ball? Well, grandma doesn't play football.
- It does not matter! She bought me books to read...
Do you want to radically change your life? Stop paying your internet subscription!
Miscellaneous jokes - 06/10/2018
The maniac
A demented maniac sprinkled some money with poison and donated it to a nursing home.
5 deputies, the mayor and his assistant died.
No old man was hurt!
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