A drunk arrives home and knocks on the door.
His wife, awoken from sleep, opens it and asks him:
- What time is it?
- Two.
His wife zbang, zbang slaps him twice over the eyes.
"It's a good thing I didn't come at 12" said the drunk in his mind.

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At a magic show, the hall was full, and at one point the crowd said:
- Listen, sir, can't you make the mother-in-law disappear for good?
To which the magician:
- Sir, this is a magic show, not a miracle show!

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- My dear, I think our car has water in the engine!
- My dear, do you even know where the engine is?
- Yes, in the car.
- And where is the car?
- In the lake.

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