Doctors jokes - 02/09/2022
Disappointment
- Doctor, can I at least have a glass of palinka?
- No, I told you a week ago.
- I thought that medicine had advanced in the meantime.
Miscellaneous jokes - 28/08/2022
By mistake
- Congratulations, madam! You are 15 weeks pregnant.
- Surely 15 and not 10?
- Without any doubts.
- Oh my God !
- What happened ?!
- I married the wrong person.
Short jokes - 21/08/2022
Take away
- Can you pack the rest for me, please! I can't eat it all.
- Ma'am, here is the Swedish buffet...
Short jokes - 21/08/2022
Wife found
A man whose wife had been kidnapped receives a call from the Police:
- Sir, I found your wife.
- Did she say something?
- Not ...
- Then it's not her.
Miscellaneous jokes - 08/08/2022
I'm looking for a job
Online announcement:
- Hello, I want to work as a van driver, I mention that I don't have a driver's license.
Answer:
- I'll hire you, mention that I don't have a van, we'll find a solution.
Blondes jokes - 15/07/2022
A blonde interviewed...
- How many husbands have you had?
- Just mine or in general...?
Drunk jokes - 13/07/2022
The drunkard and his wife
The drunk to his wife:
- Bye ugly..
- You are drunk!
- Yes, but I'll recover tomorrow...
Short jokes - 11/07/2022
Neat
- Hello, can you give me your phone number?
- Are you a neat guy?
- Yeah sure.
- 0123456789, order them yourself!
John and Jane jokes - 24/06/2022
Big as a washing machine
John climbing the stairs after Jane says to her:
- You have an ass the size of a washing machine!
Jane doesn't comment on anything, but in the evening John feels like making love, to which Jane says... listen, I won't use the washing machine for such a small cloth, wash it by hand...
Reflections jokes - 17/06/2022
Life
Life is pretty strange...one day you're happy, the next day it's Monday.
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