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A blonde's husband returns from a trip and finds a naked man in bed.
He opens the closet and finds his wife:
- How many times do I have to tell you? He needs to hide, not you!

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Nutritionist:
- Consume more cinnamon, it helps you lose weight!
Me at the pastry shop:
- 10 cinnamon donuts, please!

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- Please don't ywan when I am speaking to you! says the upset wife.
- But I'm not yawning, I'm just trying to say something...

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At an anthropology museum in China there were 1000 skulls. The guide explains:
- They ate poisoned mushrooms and died.
- But some skulls have holes!, observes one of the tourists.
- Some didn't want to eat...

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A couple at the zoo. He says:
- Honey, do you see that hippo over there, behind the bars? And look what a big mouth he has...
- Yes, yes, I see!, she said.
- And you see, however, that he is silent...

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In psychology class, the teacher explains:
- The best way to save a woman from depression is sex.
A student asks:
- Professor, but how can you bring a woman to depression?

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A driver drives up to the bank of a river and asks a policeman who was fishing if the water is deep. He answers that no, and the driver decides to drive into the river. However, the car sinks and the driver, unable to save his vehicle, barely manages to get out of the water.
Angry, he starts yelling at the policeman:
- You said the water was small, and I was about to drown!
- On my honor, 10 minutes ago it was small; some ducks passed by, and the water was barely up to their chests!

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